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    January 29

    Me....??

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    I am: deliriously happy
    I hurt: my fucking knee. T_T
    I want: a SIDEKICK. >XD
    I hate: dicks. Who else?
    I cry: when people make me angry, but not angry enough to be violent.
    I fear: spiders and zombies...that shits scary, man. o_o
    I hope: people stop being dicks. That'd be pretty sweet.
    I waste: I dunno...money, I guess, If I had any.
    I talk: way too much. I just follow my train of thought and see where it takes me.
    I break: headphones. :3 Its mah forte.
    I watch: other people.
    I remember: not much.
    I sleep with: the radio on
    I hide: in parking ramps.
    I burn: houses, for the insurance.
    I Miss: again, not much.
    I feel: like its twilight and really pretty and I'm driving really fast (but not in a rush) somewhere thats gonna be awesome, listening to good music and generally feelin' badass. specific, much?
    I dream: in technicolor.
    I await: eheheheheh. YOU know. :]
    I live: with a bang!!
    I die: with a bang!! :D

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    January 15

    A toast!!

    A Toast To Everyone, And All That You Do
    From The Guy With One Leg, and a Fu-Manchu
    I Bless This Event, And Everyone Here
    Except For That Weirdo, With Only One Ear
    And The Two Headed Lady, Who Spiked the Punch
    And The Man With a Cap, Over His Hunch
    You All Creep Me Out, Something Crazy
    And Especially You, With the Eye That is Lazy
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    January 11

    Acupuncshirt™

    Acupuncshirt™



     

    A Revolution... in Relief

    Ted is 55 minutes late for a board-meeting; but he's not too concerned. In fact, Ted might never wear his worries again — from now on, he's only wearing his Acupuncshirt™.

    Acupuncshirt utilizes Acupuncture's ancient techniques for curing thousands of ailments, including understimulated posterio-inferior ankle inflammation! Hundreds of interwoven needles target blocked organ and midline meridians so that your Qi can flow... and send stress downstream.

    Consumers can't stop talking about Acupuncshirt:

    This shirt has turned my long commute home into a numb, hazy dream.
    In the Acupuncshirt, the last thing I think about is my hemophilia...
    If you have problems, you MUST have an Acupuncshirt!

    Don't care more than you need to! Hang all your worries out to dry and get yourself an Acupuncshirt — because it's time you starting worrying about your relief.

    From the makers of Moxibustier™ — Because you need support; your stress doesn't.

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